最近，網絡上的土味情話突然流行了起來，對一些人來説，這是相當low的，感覺難以形容，比較幼稚，但對一些人來説，土味的愛情詞正是他們心中想要的，一下是小編收集的帶翻譯英文土味情話，一起來看看吧。
1
你最近是不是又胖了？
為什麼你在我心裏的分量越來越重了呢？
Are you getting fat lately?
Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?
2
你好，我在找一條路，
它叫阿一西呆路。
Hi, I'm looking for a road.
It's called I Love You.
（備註：阿一西呆路就是日語的“我愛你”。）
3
甜有100種方法，
吃糖、吃蛋糕，
還有每天想你98次。
There are 100 ways to feel sweet.
Eating sugar, eating cakes,
and thinking about you in 98 ways every day.
4
苦海無涯，回頭是我。
There is no boundary for the sea of back, and you'll see me.
5
這是我的手背，
這是我的腳背，
你是我的寶貝。
This is the back of my hand.
This is the back of my foot.
And you're at the back of my heart.
6
我是可愛的小姑娘，
你是可愛。
I'm a little girl of beauty.
And you are Beauty.
7
我不想撞南牆了，
我只想撞你的胸膛。
I don't want to smash into the wall anymore.
I just want to smash into your chest.
8
莫文蔚的陰天，
孫燕姿的雨天，
周杰倫的晴天，
都不如你和我聊天。
Cloudy day,
rainy day,
sunny day.
None of them values more than a day in which you talk to me.
9
你猜我最喜歡豬肉還是牛肉？
我最喜歡你這塊心頭肉。
What meat do you think I like the most, pork or beef?
What I like the most is you--the meat of my heart.
10
——你有打火機嗎？
——沒有。
——那你是怎麼點燃我的心的？
--You have a lighter?
--No.
--Then how did you set my heart on fire?
11
你猜我是什麼血型？
我是你的理想型。
Do you know what my blood type is?
I'm the ideal type that you want.
12
你猜我的心在左邊還是右邊，
它在你那邊。
Which side do you think my heart is on? Left or right?
It's on your side.
13
跟你説一個壞消息，
我對你的想法已經不單純了。
I have a bad news for you.
The way I think about you is no longer pure.
14
你累不累啊，
你都在我心裏跑了一天了。
Are you tired?
You've been running in my heart for a whole day.
15
你知道我為什麼感冒嗎？
因為我對你完全沒有抵抗力。
Do you know why I got a cold?
Because I'm totally not immune to you.
土味情話雖然土，但是對你的感情比珍珠還真，還未找到對象的讀者朋友不妨用上述的土味情話去試試，説不定有意想不到的效果哦。
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